Well, here is the Dvorak theme as promised:
Dvorak 1.0 for WordPress.
This theme is provided as is, and will probably not be upgraded in the future, but it works with current versions, so go for it.
If you want to take it and change it, go for it and let me know about it. I’d like to know of anything that comes out of this. If you want to use this theme as a base for another theme you are building, also go for it. It’s pretty basic in terms of CSS and graphics, so it should be pretty easy to wade through the code.
If you have any questions, email me. Why not?